suburbian thuglife.

The ones who think they’re all that and a bottle of Yoo-hoo? All self-absorbed and thinking they know better than everyone else? Walking around all self-assured and stuff? Having people wondering why they even have friends or get the attention they do? And all the conversations you’ve ever had with them end up about them, no matter what it was about originally? The jerks who think about calling people out, right and left, on all their transparencies and flaws but hardly ever consider their own? The ones who “never have any time” when you wanna hang out, but expect you to be available when they wanna kick it? The smooth talkers who seem way too confident in their ability to allure the opposite sex? The ones who, basically, want to date a version of themselves because their “high standards” are really just based on their own selves?

Yuuuup, I think I might be one of those.